Foreigners Guide

Hey,whats up bro?You confused?Yes,off course!You make a wrong decision to read this blog.You just entered a very unimportant blog.This blog is full of shit!And i bet you cant understand my blog.To understand this blog,you have to read all of this shit!In this time,i will tell you all of the things you have to understand in this blog.

First you have to understand Indonesian language.Why?Because im Indonesian,and you have to read all of those dictionary in library.In Indonesia,we have various language,from a traditional language,to bahasa gaul.

In a formal language,we have to spell with a very ocward language.But,in bahasa gaul we can transform all of those shit,into a very cool stuff and a very understandable language.First you have to learn Indonesian language,then you have to understand bahasa gaul.In this post i will teach you about bahasa gaul.

vocabularies

1)gue,gua,gw : Its a very general language to spell "me or I" .For example I will eat  duck shit ,in bahasa gaul we pronaunce "gue bakalan makan tai bebek".

2)elu,elo,lo,lu,u : In english,it means "you,your,yours".For example "Your dick is not longer enough!".In bahasa gaul,we pronounce "Titit elo kurang panjang."

3)lebay : Its too over acting.Its like "Your act is super duper over acting and very stupid idiot,asshole!".In bahasa gaul we pronounce "Elo kok lebay banget dah cynnn!!"

4)galau : It means that you felt so depressed.We pronounce that,when we felt so depressed and stresed.For example "Im very depressed right now.",in bahasa gaul we say "Gue galau banget nyet!"

5)jayus : We say jayus,when someone tell a joke,but its not funny and no ones laugh at all.Its like,"Your joke its not funny!" "Lawakan elo jayus banget dah bro!"

6)alay :Alay means anak layangan or "kite boy",alay prefer to a group of uncool person with a very skiny jeans and do very disturbing act.

7)absurd :A humor phrase with sense of serious word,but its funy and prefer to ridicolous thing.

8)goblok,bego,idiot,geblek,kampret,kupret :stupid.Goblok prefer to a very sily things and idiot idea.

9)JB :JB its not Justin Bieber,JB is Join Bareng.In this case,Join means we joined,and bareng means together.So we can assume that JB is Join Together.The word JB usually says when we want someone to share their food.So we can say "JB dongggg.." or "Bagi dongggg" or "Babi honggg.."

10)sabi : Sabi means,good.We say sabi when we think that our friend may share their food,or when we thik that something is cool or great.For example "Nasi gorengnya JB Sabi sih.."(combine JB with sabi),or "Sepatu barunya sabi sihh.."

11)Brb :Be right Back

12)Otw : On the Way

13)Btw : By the Way

14)lol : Laugh Out Laud

15)meneketehe :It means that we have no idea about what people say.We dont understand them.Or they ask for our opinion and we dont know the answers.We say "meneketehe".

16)unyu :Unyu means Lucu.In english,it means funny or cute.

17)kroco : kroco means someone joke is funy,but not enough to make us laugh.(just like jayus)

18)copo,cupu,cops :It means uncool,or something that is not cool

culture

In not formal situations,we say the older guy with aku,kamu,or saya,anda,or with saying name.With girlfriend/boyfriend or lover,we say aku,kamu.

When we send sms, update twitter,or facebook,we usually cut the words into shorter words.Such as "Gw gk bs pgi hr ini.",it means "Gue engga bisa pergi hari ini." or in english  "I cant hang out today." We usually do this to make the words more useful and short.

When we talked to a same age person,we can add some variations in the end of a sentence such as "Eh,elo kemaren kemana aja,nyet?".Nyet means monyet (monkey),its for joke and to make the sentence more colourful.

In bahasa gaul,we usualy combine Indonesian languange with english languange together.The english usually can be deviated from its ordinary phrase.

There are many variations about bahasa gaul,such as sub language bahasa alay.To know further about bahasa gaul you can browse the internet,or you can click right here.